How I envision my checkup at Cardiology today:

Doc: I thought I advised you to lose weight?

Me: I did.

Doc: Umm, the scale says otherwise.

Me: In my defense, I just arrived home from vacation.

Doc: Did you get any exercise?

Me: I walked every single day.

Doc: How many miles?

Me: A half a block to Dairy Queen.

#wishmeluck 🙏🏼

DS