Nature versus Living Room

Just caught the tail end of a news clip about a man who survived a bear attack and now a shark attack.

I’d like to reach out and explain to him that you can just as easily get an adrenaline rush from ordering Papa Johns Large 1 Topping Pizza, Garlic Knots and a 2 Liter Sprite (Promo Code 1299MEAL) while simultaneously watching Will and Grace reruns from the safety of your couch.

DS

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