Just caught the tail end of a news clip about a man who survived a bear attack and now a shark attack.
I’d like to reach out and explain to him that you can just as easily get an adrenaline rush from ordering Papa Johns Large 1 Topping Pizza, Garlic Knots and a 2 Liter Sprite (Promo Code 1299MEAL) while simultaneously watching Will and Grace reruns from the safety of your couch.
There’s nothing more disturbing to me than Reba McEntire dressed up as Colonel Sanders.
#considermegone #disturbing #rebamcentire #colonelsanders #kfc #creepy #itaintright #desoave #humor
A walk down my own personal leprechaun lane. (That doesn’t sound right does it?)
2013: Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
LOL, I love corny jokes.
2012: Here’s to you and yours and to mine and ours. And if mine and ours ever come across to you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours as mine and ours have done for you and yours! –Irish toast
2011: I’m not Irish but I’m an Irish Twin and a proud mom of 2 Irish kids. That should make me an honorary Irish woman today, right? Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
#stpatricksday #leprechaun #irish #mykidsareirish #iwishiwasirish #cheers #greenbeer #topofthemorning #havefuntoday #kissmeimnotirish
Scrolling through the list of famous people born the same day I was…
*Elvis Presley 🕺🏻
Wow, I have some brilliant birthday buddies! This must mean I’m a genius or extraordinary in some way.
*Kim Jong-u. 🇰🇵
Birthday buddy lists are ridiculous and mean nothing. 🙄
*I don’t know who the creator of this is but it’s adorable.
Finally, my career aspirations could come true. 🍦
#icecream #icecreamlady #dreamcareer #itsabouttime #careergoals #livelifewithpassion #luckyday #summerfun #georgia #thinkbig #dianesoave