Hotels. Men. Bugs.

There’s a thrill in waking up in a strange hotel room next to a handsome man.

That is until you start thinking about all the other strange handsome and not so handsome men that slept in the exact same bed that you are lying in at that moment.

And then your mind starts running through different scenarios of who joined “that man” that slept in the exact same bed that you are lying in at that moment.

Unfortunately, you also start wondering about hygiene and if “they” utilize the same 67 products you use every day to feel your best.  Do they use a sinus rinse to stay ahead of “cold season”?  Do they carry hand wipes to kill germs before they kill you?  Do they delight in the fact there are toilet seat protector sheets available in select public restrooms?  Do they beat their fists on every mattress in every new hotel room to make sure there are no bed bugs?

It’s going to take me awhile to forget the images going through my head.

Anyone know where I can purchase a “black light” and a gallon of Purell?

DS

 

 

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