I’m in Texas right now. I’m tagging along with my husband while he takes care of business here. He is not a big fan of going places without me and he doesn’t ask for much so these are the things I do to maintain “best wife” status.
So, I packed my athletic clothes and gym shoes in hopes to walk on the hotel treadmill. Read a little, write a little and exercise a little. I wouldn’t want to stress myself out.
Then I got to thinking…
We are staying on the outskirts of a big city and there are not a lot of people at this hotel this week. I envision myself in the gym with my headphones on, jamming to “What Ifs”, minding my own business and someone either hitting me over the head with a 10 pound dumbbell or putting their handkerchief (filled with chloroform) across my mouth, throwing me in an oversized laundry bin and adult- napping me right in the middle of the day.
People don’t think of these things and this is how Lifetime movies are made.
So now I’m basically reading a little, writing a little and worrying that the feds are going to start an investigation into why I’m googling chloroform.
This is me if I was blonde, had straight hair and I was 25 (35) pounds lighter.
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